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INTRO
I am fucking hippocrisis
I'm so weird and I'm so uncool
I'll play the show and I'll be your fool
I'll play a short set and I'll play for free
Watch me play and make fun of me
Hey I'm Tom and I gotta fucking say
Mental health is really important to me
You are loved and if you need help
You still matter and let's be friends!
I am fucking hippocrisis
Hey ya, let's be fucking friends
I am fucking hippocrisis
LUCK IS THE SON OF THE DEVIL
The world’s distraught and swallowing itself
The sky a dark red spitting flames and brimstone
Ocean is charred with remnants of the kelp
The trees sprinting to find a new home
Raining metal chards, monsters eating eyeballs
Children screaming hysterically, where is my mom?
A black galloping smoke rises from shopping malls
Taking the land back once and for all, so eat this bomb
Ghost figures riding black stallions
Crows gathering in the thousands
Chains whipping the bare human flesh
Confiding in death- that’s all that’s left
The ghosts dismount from their mares
A swift soft wind blows through their hair
They hold up a bomb with a grin on their skull
An end to the madness, this life so fucking dull
All as one- We fight to take our earth back
Load up on nukes and let the dogs loose
All as one- We fight to take our earth back
Children get your guns! This revolution just begun
But the horsemen laugh as they mock our attack and say
Hey parents, nice try- save your children before they die
We huddle up and plot, rapid fire. We almost got them!
Hey children, nice try- save your parents before they fry
Let’s try one last time before they enslave mankind
We send them mustard gas
We send an areal attack
We send the army of bullets
That they’ll never forget
They screamed slowly dying
Painful but gratifying
Their evil-we repelled!
We sent them back to hell
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2. |
#ThoughtsAnd Prayers
02:32
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So sad the familiar words are shootings
So sad teachers and kids get fucking killed
(Get fucking killed)
So pissed I wonder if I'm going to fucking die
Cuz of some assholes shitty life
(Shit fucking life)
But the
powerful
Don't work
They just
Sit and watch
While we die
They go on twitter and say thoughts and prayers
But they don't want to give up their fucking guns
(Stupid fucking guns)
Give a press conference where you look sympathetic
But you don't give a fuck about our lives
(Give a fuck about our lives)
But the
powerful
Don't work
They just
Sit and watch
While we die
We are fucking dying, we are terrified
We are fucking dying, there's a mass shooting everyday
We are fucking dying, change is always never or delayed
We are fucking suffering, they overturned Roe V Wade
So sad the familiar words are shootings
So sad teachers and kids get fucking killed
(Get fucking killed)
So pissed I wonder if I'm going to fucking die
Cuz of some assholes shitty life
(Shit fucking life)
Wah oh oh But the
wah oh oh powerful
wah oh oh Don't work
wah oh oh They just
wah oh oh Sit and watch
wah oh oh While we die
We are fucking dying, we are terrified
We are fucking dying, there's a mass shooting everyday
We are fucking dying, change is always never or delayed
We are fucking suffering, they overturned Roe V Wade
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3. |
OJ Did It
02:45
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Sharing pokemon cards at the bus stop
Skateboarding in your empty parking lots
That final bell rings an hour away
Chugging aftershock in your parents den
I swear I'll never touch that stuff again
Eric's house is just a couple blocks away
Don't wanna adult
I don't wanna be an adult today
I got a mortgage, grey hair and feeling drained
The pressure of my life driving me insane
But I know the hospitals a mile away
Getting in my car to go to work at night
But it's so much better than the morning light
You know Quitting time is just an hour away
Don't wanna adult
I Don't wanna be an adult today
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4. |
Booger Wall
01:39
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Why can't I just let things go?
Why does my back always hurt?
My mind is total shit
But things are ok
Walking fucking hurts
I have beef with you
But things are ok
Thinking fucking hurts
Thinking fucking hurts
Thinking fucking hurts
Why can't I just let things go?
Why does my back always hurt?
My mind is total shit
But things are ok
Walking fucking hurts
I have beef with you
But things are ok
Thinking fucking hurts
Thinking fucking hurts
People say Tom how you get so?
Make you jump around like Calypso
And murmur to yourself like a schizo
I'll never let these things go
Why can't I just let things go
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5. |
We Fucking Know, Dude
02:12
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Your racist rhetoric
Your racist fans
Your billion dollars
all huge bullshit
Your sexist stance
Your xenophobic shit
Your ignorant views
Do whatever you choose
They don't fucking know
4 long fucking years
protests and all the tears
Nazis in our hometowns
America ain't too fucking proud
We fucking know
so damn
sick of
your bullshit
problems
fucking die you fucking prick
so damn
sick of
your racist
agenda
You're horrible pieces of shit
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6. |
Church Is Lame
02:13
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I swear that I'm doing well
I am healthy and stable
Feelin' fine
Drink drink drink So I can't think
Smoke smoke smoke The weed I toke
Coming out of a hard day's work
Get home and drunk and high as fuck
This is all I fucking know
I'm getting trashed at all my shows
Have my great wife drive me home
Or I'm at the house drinking alone
I want to party
Suns out, guns out let's fucking rage
I want to party
I wake up at 8 and fucking hate myself
I got a headache I try to ignore
Tears on my cheeks, back is sore
Feeling fucking shitty, call out from the store
This is all I fucking know
I'm getting trashed at all my shows
Have my great wife drive me home
Or I'm at the house drinking alone
I want to party
Suns out, guns out let's fucking rage
I want to party
Set the cups up on the fucking table
Get the boys together and fuck shit up
Flip cup or pong a fucking hit from a bong
Get a rager going and sing a fucking song
I got work tomorrow, but I'll drink anyway
I got some manic days, I'll drink away
I want to party
Suns out, guns out let's fucking rage
I want to party
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7. |
Truth Hurts (Lizzo)
02:31
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8. |
Boner In Class
02:29
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Lie awake and try to sleep
Relive shitty memories
All the things that I Tried and failed
Or the time I let you down
The fucking time I made you mad
The fucking times I was so bad
Not the best time you ever had
Not the good time I made you glad
Should I try to make amends (GO)
Change my asshole ways (I need it)
Should I rebuild the bridge
Or maybe I'll watch TV (seen it) all
Talk to fucking shrink about my fucking shit
And take those fucking pills or I get fucking sick
Should I try to make amends (GO)
Should I change my asshole ways (I need it)
Should I rebuild the bridge
Or maybe I'll watch TV (I've seen it) all
I've seen it all
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9. |
Caitlin
02:21
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Pizza's ready
Caitlin can you help me I've had a horrible
23 years without you here
My mind bullies me around, it's terrible
my mind is rot but you give me love
Caitlin can you help me I've lost the will
to live or breathe, there's no saving me
Tell me that you love me, help me fucking chill
bouncing back from a panic attack
You're the best thing in my life
You're the best person that I know
When the push becomes a shove
You I will always love
Overall my life a darkened blue
Suicide attempts, the drug abuse
Overall my life has been so weird
Cry and throw back a fucking beer
Support and love you give me
You look so cute and you are so pretty
Caitliiiiin the pizzas ready
Will you get me a fucking Pepsi
Through all the years of my instability
You know how to bring out the best out of me
You know how to love when I am crazyYou're the best and you're amazing
You're the best thing in my life
You're the best person that I know
When the push becomes a shove
You I will always love
(But with you) everything is so perfect
(But with you) everything is terrific
You're the only thing keeping me sane
You're the one that makes my day
(But with you) baby yoda wants a hat
(But with you) your name tattooed where my heart is at
I love the thought of us two together
In our house in Hudson, loving forever
You're the best thing in my life
You're the best person that I know
When the push becomes a shove
You I will always love
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Thank you all for supporting my dreams
Even though I'm so stupid and mean
I'm a one man band but got no green
Your love means the world to me
Your support means the world to me
I've fallen down again but yall are so great (you pick me up)
I've been a jerk again, but non of yall turned your back (you pick me up)
I am getting drunk again, you carry me to bed (you pick me up)
I love my fucking friends they pick me up (pick me up)
Through all the intelligence I lack
I'm panicking and my whole world is black
You know I love you and I got your back
You help me when my brain is cracked
You still love me when my brains fucking cracked
I've fallen down again but yall are so great (you pick me up)
I've been a jerk again, but none of yall turned your back (you pick me up)
I am getting drunk again, you carry me to bed (you pick me up)
I love my fucking friends they pick me up (pick me up)
I'm lucky to have you all in my super weird life
I'm blessed just to know you, just to be near you
You bought my merch, you like my stupid memes
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11. |
Hippos On Parade
02:44
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I got to mow
I gotta mow my fucking lawn
I gotta rake the fucking yard
I (I) got (got) to (to) mow (mow)
I gotta mow my fucking lawn
I'm a home owner piece of shit
All the paperwork and emails
Seminars, home details
Talk to the bank everyday
On zillow every fucking day
Use a Snow blower in the cold
But using it is really fun
Shut up shut up shut up shut up
Get off my fucking back
My father in law is on my ass
You gotta do this, you gotta do that
Insulation, new fucking driveway
Things are great, they're going my way
When I mulch or trim the bushes
When my driveway has no snow
When I fucking mow the yard
It's a fucking work of art
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12. |
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Don't you fucking talk to me
Don't you dare talk down to me
I see right through your fucking screens
You're just a fucking piece of shit
I wanna punch you in your fucking throat
Seeing you dead would be so cool
Seeing your shades drown in a pool
of your blood next to your hat
You're horrible and we don't want you back
(Shit, shit) It's all you say it's X4
Shit
(Outro)
All you say is shit
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13. |
U Mad Bro?
02:47
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I'd like to say hello
I'd like to say sorry
I'd like to make amends
I need us to be friends
Hey there friend, I know I did you wrong
I feel so fucking bad so I won't be here for long
Hey there buddy, I need to speak my mind
I know fucked up, I think about it all the time
Animosity makes me ill
I made you mad and I can't chill
I love you so much, you're dear to me
Our friendship is cherished, I feel complete
I cross the line I fucking suck
I know why you hate my guts
I'm sorry (I'm sorry)
I want you to feel
comfortable
When you are
With me
Hey there friend, I need you to know
I know you're pissed but I love you so
Hey there buddy, I feel so petty
I'm here to talk when you are ready
When I struggled greatly with my shit
You're there with an ear for a vent
I hope you forgive me, take me back
I'm an idiot and I'm so fucking whack
I cross the line I fucking suck
I know why you hate my guts
I'm sorry (I'm sorry)
Since you turned your back
My whole damn world is black
My mental state wants me alone
But I'm schizophrenic, I'm never alone
I'd like to say hello
I'd like to say sorry
I'd like to make amends
I need us to be friends
Fuck shit fuck shit
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14. |
Where Hippos Dare
02:42
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Fuck
My job it's such a bullshit day
People in my store are driving me insane
It's bullshit You fucking suck
They don't fucking care
They don't fucking care
If they're causing me some fucking pain
These stupid mother fuckers are driving me insane
They're all shit (They're all fucking shit)
They don't fucking care
They don't fucking care
(This job) back breaking pain
(This job) stupid and lame
I'm fucking burning this place down
Sick of the shit but I got to admit
I fucking love some of those that I work with
But all these new kids (They're terrible)
Managers don't care
Managers don't care
The mice in the store and grease in the street
When I quit this shitty job I will feel complete
These customers (Can go fucking themselves)
Give me back my 15 years
Give me back my 15 years
It's the strangest shit, yeah it's the fucking pits
This was my fucking career but now it's fucking shit
But I can't do another crazy holiday season
Where everyone's mad without a fucking reason
Am I really in this job for the rest of my fuckin life?
Resenting people everyday, which isn't fucking right
All my retail friends understand my plight
Another 32 years of misery and strife
(This job) back breaking pain
(This job) stupid and lame
I gotta get the fuck out
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15. |
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The day is new and I'm leaving this town
Fuck you Germantown with a sincere heart
Will I be stuck here, no not me
Like the bums on the corner on crack
Begging for change at every intersection
It's a diverse town I'll give you that but
That's all I'm really proud about
Fuck you Germantown with an angry heart
Burning 100 out of this fucking town
Get me outta this fucking town
Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck this stupid town
Get me outta this fucking town
Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck this stupid town
Town turned to shit right before my eyes
Rise of gangs and crime in the streets
Rise in media and punk police
Shootings, stabbings at local bars
You feel unsafe where ever you are
Gangs in school kill and rob to prove their tough
22 years, hudson or bust
I miss some fucking crab cakes
Fuck you Germantown maryland
Get me outta this fucking town
Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck this stupid town
Get me outta this fucking town
Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck this stupid town
Pack shit up, say goodbye
Start a new chapter in my stupid life
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass
All you assholes I didn't fucking like
Pack shit up, say goodbye
Start a new chapter in my stupid life
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass
All you assholes I didn't fucking like
Get me outta this fucking town
Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck this stupid town
Get me outta this fucking town
Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck this stupid town
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16. |
I Quit On My Second Day
02:23
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Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just quit my fucking job
Now I don't know what to do
Want to do something I love
Do it for 30 fucking years
I just quit my fucking job
I just quit my fucking job
I just quit my fucking job
Gotta start the search all over again
Fuuuuuuuuck
Don't waste my time don't turn me down
Don't want to come to your shitty town
Don't want to see you again
Gotta do something for 30 fucking years
I just quit my fucking job
I just quit my fucking job
I just quit my fucking job
Gotta start the search all over again
Fuck
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18. |
Pack Yo Shit
00:27
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Ring it up and bag it up
Do it fast, fast as fuck
Why don't you pack your own fucking bags?
Don't be a selfish piece of shit
Ayo
I love it when you pack your bags
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19. |
Slave
02:44
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I smoked another cigarette today
Now my chest is dealing with some weird fucking pain
Thirteen dollars down the drain
But after some register I'll be ok
Or at least that's what I'll say
Go to the store and feel like a fool
Go to the store and I'll be your tool
Stand outside in the freezing cold
This smoking shit is getting old
I hate it, I hate it, I hate myself
Trapped in a prison I created for myself
Can't take it, can't take it, can't take anymore
These devil sticks are making me fucking poor
Smokes for my life, smokes for my death
Heading straight to cardiac arrest
Smokes for my life, smokes for my death
Hating this habit with every fucking breathe
Fuck you Marlboro
Sorry Caitlin
Smokes for my life, smokes for my death
Heading straight to cardiac arrest
Smokes for my life, smokes for my death
Hating this habit with every fucking breathe
Fuck you Marlboro
Sorry Caitlin
Smoking is the worst in Massachusetts
I need my smokes, they don't give two shits
No more menthols, no cheap smokes
But plenty of weed for my bowl to toke
The complications caused by this
It ain't relaxing, it ain't fucking bliss
Getting cancer helping the industry
While my doctors are pissed at me
Smokes for my life, smokes for my death
Heading straight to cardiac arrest
Smokes for my life, smokes for my death
Hating this habit with every fucking breathe
Fuck you Marlboro
Sorry Caitlin
Smokes for my life, smokes for my death
Heading straight to cardiac arrest
Smokes for my life, smokes for my death
Hating this habit with every fucking breathe
Fuck you Marlboro
Fuck you Marlboro
I fucking hate cigarettes
But I love cigarettes
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Fussy Boots
02:32
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I am too damn crazy for work
I cry a lot and they send me home
I know that I'm not the one to blame
But I feel this way and I'm ashamed
In my mind I destroyed my brain
I'm super manic, I'm insane
Out of this work for two damn weeks
For the good of the company
I got these two weeks off
I got these two weeks off
Day by day its all just a
bullshit show
I'm getting my head on straight
I'm getting my head on straight
I am hoping to feel reborn
All you gross ass customers eat my ass
I hate you all, another day has passed
Fuck you all and now I hurt my back
I'm losing my patience, spit in your face
I am too damn crazy for work
Everything is terrible, it's a fucking joke
I'm sitting around with weed to smoke
Doing yoga for back support
I am done listening to bullshit lies
Everything will be ok but I despise
Never hear you out, see eye to eye
Fuck off for two weeks so my future isn't bleak
I got these two weeks off
I got these two weeks off
Day by day its all just a
bullshit show
I'm getting my head on straight
I'm getting my head on straight
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21. |
Tomfoolery
02:46
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I try to run, I run so far away
Run away from my problems and the things I fucking say
Run away from drama and the pressures of my job
Ignoring responsibilities and the logic that is flawed
(Sick, sick) It's all you fucking say
Screaming at you in the shows that I play
(sick, sick) ruin my fucking day
But I think it's time to cut the bullshit now
(Cut the bullshit now)
(Cut the bullshit now)
Let's break these stigmas of mental health (cut the bullshit now)
Let's respect each other and communicate (cut the bullshit now)
We're all insane
I try to run, I run so far away
Run away from my problems and the things I fucking say
Run away from drama and the pressures of my job
Ignoring responsibilities and the logic that is flawed
(Sick, sick) It's all you fucking say
Screaming at you in the shows that I play
(sick, sick) ruin my fucking day
But I think it's time to cut the bullshit now
(Cut the bullshit now)
(Cut the bullshit now)
Let's break these stigmas of mental health (cut the bullshit now)
Let's respect each other and communicate (cut the bullshit now)
Just take the pills, most of us need them
Go see a doctor or a fucking friend
Reach out to someone if you need help
We need to keep each other alive
We need to keep each other alive
I try to run, I run so far away
Run away from my problems and the things I fucking say
Run away from drama and the pressures of my job
Ignoring responsibilities and the logic that is flawed
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22. |
Punker Than You Are
02:25
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Punker than you are
When I was in college I pledged a fucking frat
I listened to country, I bought a cowboy hat
I love football, golf and I even own a house
All of this, I'm punker than you are
When I was a little kid I was a fucking poser
I cut a mowhawk into my hair and then
My mom yelled at made me shave it off
All of this, I'm punker than you are
Punker Than You Are
I have a steady job
I have a pension
I do my taxes
I have a decent car
I have a steady job
I have a pension
I do my taxes
I have a decent car
I have a steady job
I have a pension
I do my taxes
I have a decent car
I got good benefits
I got a growns ups life
I have a decent car
I'm punker than you are
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23. |
Band's Gonna Make It
01:45
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Hey there is a motherfucking
Band on the fucking corner of the street
They blare, they scream, they're suffering
(Fuck it all up)
They just want to share their beliefs
(Bands gonna make it)
Visions of rockstars in my head they would
hate (hate) hate (hate) hate (hate) me
Blow out ear drums
With excessive shit
Blow out vocal chords
Til you fucking sing it
I want you to
Share in my pain
I need you to
See how I am
Blow out my back
For your enjoyment
Blow out my knee
So you can't ignore me
I want you to
feel my fucking pain
I need you to
Drown in my pain
Nothing is forever
people change
Tensions grow
People fade
We're all lil fucked in the brain
Fuck I miss it everyday
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24. |
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I got my sunshine I feel fine today
Until I see the news of sexual abuse
And excess procreating
Who's to blame: the ignorance
Media or music?
Education teaches abstinence not safe sex
But what is being chosen?
Who do you love your kids or your drugs?
How can your child look at you
And accept you're a whore
It doesn't matter to you,
It appears pregnancy is the cool thing to do
Yeah, it's the cool thing to do
See her on the screen and on the
front of magazines
Fighting for a binge and a cleaner syringe
While fighting to own her children
Who do you love your kids or your drugs?
No one fucking cares
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